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pitas
yell@me

master of the obvious!
The other night my wife and I pulled up to “on the border” (the Olive Garden of Mexican restaurants) before we got out of the vehicle we watched some rather different appearing people walk out of the restaurant, they seemed out of place; we noticed them immediately, although other than their near translucent skin I can’t imagine what else caught our eye. Anyway, they hadn’t made it 3 steps out of the restaurant before they were lighting up from broad narrow cigarette packs, I said “Canadians” and my ever observant wife said, “probably French Canadians judging by the cigarettes” (I wanted to ask her if she was “Officer John McClane" but let it pass) they made it a couple of feet and started staring at the 2 token cacti (Barrel, Saguaro) and the lone Palo Verde, (minimalist desert urban landscaping at it’s best!) after a minute of them puffing away as they stared transfixed on the local flora, I said in my best Canadian accent “Oh, look Helen, it’s like a tree, but without any leaves, eh?” we both had a good laugh then I said: “Being a local is primarily about treating regional objects of beauty and nature as ordinary and mundane then mocking those that come to visit and actually take the time to appreciate the things we take for granted everyday.” Bastards.

An Army of Pimps
Yea, the new gear looks sweet but Suede boots? SUEDE? for the love of god Stewart, what's next fur jackets and fedoras with a feather?

Once I had plans......
Sue, turn out the lights It's time to close up we're through Gotta clear it out So let's drink up, it's past two Girl, don't push 'em out They can walk out on their own How many times I gotta tell you, Bob, You gotta drink up and go home I don't run a business Just to talk to you all day Clear out the backroom, Sue Stack up the chairs Who broke this glass? No one really cares Go take the trash out And vacuum the stairs What do I Pay you for? And don't forget to sweep up The glass off the floor Once I had plans To fix up this place A room where you could go to And meet people with taste They'd talk and they'd laugh And forget the rat race And I'd be just like one of those guys With the moustache and face Hey, help me pick up this case Hey, I'm really sorry I blew up then I've had no sleep I've been up all night with my wife and brother-in-law You know, Pete At times, this world can seem Just like a cold icy ball But don't let that discourage you 'Cause you're young take that call And if it's my wife Just try and stall I was just wondering How you get home Do you have a boyfriend? Or do you live alone? I'm going your way If you're going mine No, I feel fine But before you go Let me just pass on one thing Chorus: You've got a mission in life To hold out your hand To help the other guy out Help your fellow man That's why I own this bar They're thirsty outside I give 'em oceans to drink Then they drown in the tide They just drown in the tide "Mission in life" by Stan Ridgway ----------------------------------

if you destroy it....no one will care. new and improved skeets links coming soon.... really. i mean it this time. don't give me THAT look.... fine...just wait and see.

Lucas has a sense of humor...
God knows if Spielberg controlled the rights, this would have been shut down within seconds....

urban slut wear
Ok. I can't wait till I have kids and I get to raise them in a world where people adorn themselves with the likes of this crap. What happened to our heritage? what happened to taking pride in what you wore? Really, when I was a kid you might have worn some parachute pants, perhaps a ripped shirt with the likes of eddie from iron maiden on them, perhaps a nice little item from the scorpions or judas priest concert you recently went to....what will become of this society when we don't abide by dressing customs?

skeet's cock

what woman can say no to a cock like that?

Bert is evil
At long last, the proof we have been looking for..this will bury Jim Henson. Ok...ok ok.... I know you have seen it, and everyone you know has seen it, but some people haven't ok?

Let's play dress up
This could be your one way ticket to hell.

really honey, I must have beat off that day!
or even better... I don't know why there is another man's dna in my shorts..I must have sat it in something in the gym of the locker room. or best yet... the L.A. police must have planted that DNA in my shorts....

Wrestle with this.....
This guy is on to something (badap ba!) no seriously folks, get this guy a catchy domain name, a few good banner ads, and / or a reselling partnership, and he has all the ingredients for a succesfull niche entertainment site.

Perfect for that special gift.
Every office needs these 'motivational' posters.

Dicky Moe.....
How can you not want join an organization's that's stated purpose is....."make possible the orderly development of the whaling industry"?

A handy resource
What more can I say... how about: Keep this link close at hand?

War Amps
Only in Canada....Be sure to check out the video selection.

Hope Floats
Bob's Dead pool. It is really worth a good breeze through...and be sure to hit some of the links in the ring....

Mike...we hardly new you.....
I really wanted to scream "Urban Legend" when I first stumbled on this site. However, it is to well documented to not consider 'real'.

Flea mail
Ok, I like the RHCP....ok? But after viewing this link I just had to ask myself: How far can a person go in life having only a third grader's writing ability, and the focus and attention span of a first grader? Obviously...farther than me!

Tapster
I really want to do a long drawn out rant on the whole Napster issue, but I just don't have the time. Here is a parody link that at least makes me smile.

Rusty's Story
Uhhhhm yea. Errrrr I mean.... wellll... I realy want to say something about this...I just don't know what. I am just posting it, and everyone else get's to say something about it.

Jail Cam
Here in Arizona, we have a rich history that most other states just can't live up to. Oh sure, other states have Geen's, Gacey's, and Dalmer's, none of them compare to our very own Dennis DeConcini, Ev Mecham, or especially: Sherrif Joe. If you don't live here, just peruse the site and see if it isn't a display in egomania and self absorption. The Jail Cam is Joe's latest idea. Not too bad of an idea; heck, most of his ideas aren't necessarily bad. Kinda like a performance of a man farting 'Ode to joy', the beauty (in this case the message) get's lost in the delivery.

Where are the singing mice?
The question you have to ask yourself: Is this a parody site or is it real? Be sure to look closely at the photos and mouse overs. If you are certain you know the answer, feel free to shoot me an email. Of course, you could just call the phone numbers on the site; but that would be kinda like cheating at solitaire.

Totalitarian all band
I guess I will have to stop sending emails to friends and family about murder, rape, pornography, explosives, terrorisim, drugs, and the black market baby trade. Actually, maybe I will save a step and just CC the FBI.

Attn: Smart Shoppers!
Few will dispute the practicality of the internet as a resource to do research prior to purchasing products or services. It is hard for me to imagine a fascinating example.

air up yer ass
ok. So...if you know me, you know I have had ISSUES, which has mad my links page far less important than the real world. Anyway, even despite all my issues, I felt this was worthy of an update. enjoy. After recieving numerous complaints, I knew I had to add something to tide people over: Here is the site's discussion board:

As always, it's guaranteed to be: Sicker than FICTION !!!!

and here it is, In what I guess is it's temporary home in all it's uhm gory I mean glory.

This is REALLY: Sicker than FICTION !!!!

I just did a test, I really like 'kids domain' banner add..it's a nice touch.